20060907tdy was a day spent at coffeebean
YET AGAIN
ohwells. there are interesting things today
firstly
the most major news of the century.
or maybe the day
THE PICTURE SAYS IT ALL
in case u're wondering what the lump of shit is inside the picture
its that greedy snake which swallowed that fat lamb
OHYES
DISGUSTING RIGHT
i'm in complete disgustedness by the whole picture
but this incident got me, lynne and tracy for quite awhile
let me tell you the story first in case you haven't heard of it
the fat lamb was trying to cross the road in malaysia
but the lamb got run down by a car
so it lay "dead" on the road
*shld be dead lah hor. nt v sure*
anw. the newspaper wrote that before the cleaners could go and clear up the mess
there was dis python which slither to the lamb
open its mouth
and swallowed the lamb
LIKE OHMYFREAKING GOODNESS RIGHT
ohyeah.
and here comes the funny part i think
after the python ate the lamb
it was so full that it couldnt move
so it lay in the middle of the road
WHICH IS DUMB
cos the python was caught by the authorities or sth
haha
but i'm still super disgusted by the incident
firstly
IT SWALLOWED THE LAMB
secondly
HOW DID ITS MOUTH OPEN SO DAMN BIG?!
thirdly
IT EXPANDED LIKE SIAO
it looks exactly like how bj would after he's full
HAHAHA
fourthly
IS IT GOING TO SUFFER INDIGESTION?!
lastly
DOES IT NEED A SKIN LIFT AFTER IT DIGSETED AND SLIM BACK TO ORIGINAL SIZE?!
ARGH
u may think i'm making a fuss out of this
but i'm really quite traumatised by the incident
i mean. lambs are usually around like chair size
and not to mention a FAT LAMB
and the snake. with one gulp
SWALLOWED IT
like wow. it must be super hungry huh
URGH
disgusting
besides the incident
there were like other incidents
HAHA
in the afternoon
there was dis group of sec4 girls
i concluded that they were sec4
cos they were reading social studies
haha
so what's wrong with them
they were dressed as if they were going clubbing or shopping
in my opinion lah
but i tink they wear abit TOO NICE for studying lei
and they wore makeup
excuseme. the book carnt see how nice you look
well. maybe you just want to look good lah
till now. they are still normal
until i saw 2 of them take out the huge sunglasses and wearing them
EXCUSE ME?!
u wear sunglass and read social studies textboook?
wah. can see better isit?
i thought it makes ur vision look black or brown depending on ur shades
like what is wrong with them
i was like laughing at their vainity
ok. i think i was vain
but when i look at them
i think i was thrashed flat mans
OH. how could i forget this legendary rj mugger at coffeebean
HAHAHAA
there's this boy
i conclude hes j2 lah
cos he MUGS LIKE FREE!
its like he thinks mugging is some free good
so hes constantly mugging
he doesnt go to the toilet
he doesnt go for his meals
and he one person snatch 4 seats
SLAPS!
oh. and hes constantly doing chem
ok lah. admire his peserverance cos i don't think i will ever have such perserverance for chem
seen him for a few days alr
the other day
he mug halfway and he burst out laughing LOUDLY and MADLY to himself
ok. its normal.
hes mugging hard
spare him the disgusted look
tdy. he finally got up from his table and went for a walk
me and tracy thought he went for lunch or sth
HELL NO
he went to buy the 12 pack tissue paper
LIKE WTH
WTH
and he used finish the tissues okay
ohmy. studying makes pple go mad
utterly mad
ok. lastly was lynne's suaguness
HAHAHA
she thinks bungee is an activity which you gt strapped and then you jump up and down
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tdy was hell lot of laughter
:D
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11:48:00 PM
